The shopping itself wasn't that exciting, but once I got home, I realised that the new deodorant I had bought was actually mens. Now, while I am partially to blame for not reading all of the small print, I blame the shelf stockers for putting it in the middle of the women's section. I decided that I should read the rest of the small print in case there was something else important I had missed, but discovered only that I need to consult a Dr before using the product if I have kidney problems. This is slightly scary, as deodorant doesn't (or shouldn't) go anywhere near your kidneys.
This got me thinking of other stupid things I had seen on labels, and led me to an afternoon of googling stupid labels. Please enjoy the fruits of my probably wasted afternoon.
This one is particularly relevant to my sister, but for anyone who's latest head accessory purchase isn't feeling quite right, this may be why.
I am extremely glad that I haven't found this label on any of my clothing yet, as it would dash all my dreams.
You'll have to read this one carefully, but once you see it, you will start to question the intelligence of humanity. (Just a hint; it's not the terrible grammar.)
Who knew that a scooter moved when operated? Goodness, we've all been so blind.
I know that sometimes it is difficult to find a pen when you need one, but apparently, even if it's the only one you can find, you shouldn't use this one. Who knows why?
I thought I would end with two of the most amusing clothing labels I came across; one is funny just for its sheer oddness, and the other is just as offensive to me as funny.
(This one is apparently not about the president everyone would assume, but the current one.)
And on that ridiculous note, I will leave you feeling as though you have wasted almost as much time as me today.
Xx, Little Duck
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