Monday, 3 March 2014

Grocery goof

I think I have finally thawed out, more than 24 hours after I first froze. Yesterday I did a photo shoot at Cronulla from 6am, beginning with swimwear. Ie, in a bikini. In the water. At 6am. Not only was I ridiculously tired (having had to get up at 4.30am to get ready,) and shaking uncontrollably (luckily this wont show on film,) but a group of teenage boys decided to body board right next to us, and thought it would be funny to stand around watching and whistling. After 4 more hours of freezing my butt off, I rugged up heavily, bought a hot chocolate, and headed home to nap. Knowing my ability to do weird things with my body, I just hope that there are some good shots in there.
Today on my way to do the groceries, I passed a vet clinic called "Benny and the pets." Not only do I love animals, but I love puns, and when they are musical puns, even better. If only Benny could sing, I would buy myself a pet just to take it there.
I also saw my first "Jim's Mowing" trailer, and so for anyone I have ever played the logo game with, it actually does exist, and the trailer is green and white. Let's file that away for future reference shall we.
I somehow managed to offend a Woolworths employee while shopping. I smiled at him as I passed him stocking shelves in the laundry aisle, and he did a double take, turned away disgustedly, and then muttered conspirationally to himself. Maybe he chose to give up friendliness for lent.
When I got home, it took me three trips downstairs to my flat to unpack the groceries. This wasn't because I had bought a ridiculous amount, but because occasionally, I'm just really stupid. I took my dance bag down before realising that I had left all my groceries in the car. I then walked back up and remembered that I had locked my car, and that my keys were downstairs. I had to go back down, get the keys, walk up, get the groceries, and take them back down. My landlords dog was very confused, and didn't know whether to bark every time I came in, or to just sit in my doorway and stare through his fringe in a bemused way. It's not a particularly interesting story, but just a demonstration of what an air head I can be.
                                Xx, Little Duck

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