Karma is no longer going to like me. At all. It started so innocently, as I pointed out billboard that I have never read before, but have noticed every time I have driven passed. I made the comment that I didn't find it a particularly inviting billboard, and that I almost found it scary. My friend and I then decided to read the board, and lapsed into horrified silence as we both realised that it was advertising a disability employment company. I now feel like the worst person ever, and would just like to say; if the person in charge of Karma is reading this for some odd reason, I simply meant that he wasn't smiling, and his stare was quite intense. Please don't all hate me, I already have the reminder of my sins whenever I drive to class.
I passed said billboard today on my way to another theatre lecture, and instead of a spaghetti sandwich, I took grapes for my snack. Instead of a non sloppy food that minimised mess, I just ended up re-enacting the Malteasers ad in which they roll all over the dash, except I wasn't able to catch them.
After doing some washing, I was coming back down the stairs to peg it out, and kept hearing tiny thudding noises. I got down to my flat and realised that my laundry bag was slightly open, and socks and pieces of underwear had been falling out all the way down the stairs. I was then forced to try and stealthily climb all the way back up and sneakily retrieve my undergarments without attracting the attention of my landlords on the veranda. I'd like to think I got away with it, and if I didn't, I don't want to find out!
Right now I am watching SYTYCD and cheering really loudly for my favourites (feel like voting for Eden anyone? please do :)), interspersed with bursts of ridiculously loud laughter as I watch the comedy vines channel. I am so far behind the times it's not funny.
Xx, Little Duck
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